Friday, October 3, 2008

Morning Rush Top 10 of Chico & DelamaR

Compiled from the Morning Rush Top 10 of Chico &> Delamar

Top 10 Tagalog translations of English movie titles

1. black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. dead man's chest - dodo ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer - uyy... aminin!
4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol> (it> depends on the exchange rate of the country)
6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang> si> blair
7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok
8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere
9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
10. sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
11. swordfish - talakitok
12. pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo
13. robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
14. four weddings and a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin
15. the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone - adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17. click - isang pindot ka lang
18. brokeback mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala /bumigay sa bundok
19. the day of the dead - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)
20. waterworld - basang-basa
21. there's something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria
22. employee of the month - ang sipsip
23. resident evil - ang biyenan
24. kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil
25. the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti
26. nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena
27. never been kissed - pangit kasi
28. gone in 60 seconds - 1 round, tulog
29. the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit
30. too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
31. dude, where's my car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
32. beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
33. the lord of the rings - ang alahero

Pink

This morning as I was dressing up for work, I thought of wearing my pink blouse, wala lang gusto ko lang. as I ride the jeep the girl inside is wearing pink also with a different shade nga lang, I thought to myself, “okey lang mag-kaiba naman kami ng shade” then another passenger rode the jeep, this time a male passenger, and he is also wearing pink! Then another, and another, and another. Now we are 8 passengers wearing pink shirt! Tsk!tsk! then as I get of the jeep in Guadalupe, there are also other people wearing the color pink! OMG! What’s with the color pink today? Color of the day ba ito ngayon and a lot of people are wearing that color?! Is there a law that today, October 3, 2008 you should be wearing pink?.... meron bang ginawang law si Bayani Fernando na Friday is Pink shirt day?! Oh well, at least kahit we are all wearing pink, di naman kami magkaparehas ng shirt! Hehehehehe……

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Suggested Phrases For Your "Out-Of-The-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply

Something to make us smile…J and interesting enough for you to consider using, next time you’re out of the office (for fun). Enjoy!

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I were in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed in preparation for my promotion to management.
5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 10/18. Please be patient and your mails will be deleted in the order they were received.
6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each word thereafter.
7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.' (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals actually did this over and over).
8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 10 weeks, if I am still around then.
9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
12: I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST:

13: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Andrew'.

missing this time

as i was browsing my computer for pictures that i will post here in my blog, i came across my pictures with my former classmates in my caregiver class, nakakamiss yung time that we stayed at TAGASTE....



"I'm Yours"

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
and now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon its again my turn to win some or learn some
I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours
Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing,
we're just one big family.
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love love
So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours
I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and I laughed
I guess what I'm saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue
I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours
Well no no, well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment come and dance with me
ah, la one big family ([2nd time:] ah, la happy family)
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love love love
I won't hesitate no more
Oh no more no more no more
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved, I'm sure
Theres no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours
No I won't hesitate no more, no more
This cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours, I'm yours

someone


someone who accepts me for who I am and what I want to become… someone who deeply understands my feelings… someone who would be proud of me regardless of my gender… someone who would understand my perspectives about life… someone whom i could share my ideas with… someone whom i could trust… someone who would respect my decisions… someone who would tell me that things would be A-okay when something is getting out of control… someone who is positive even if things are wrong… someone whom I can talk with whenever I want to… someone who could help me find myself when i'm in my casual state of confusion… someone who would be willing to accept the consequences of their actions… someone who would love me just the way I am… someone who would love all my imperfections… someone who would not take advantage of my silence and kindness… someone who would show me the real meaning of love… someone who would be my bestfriend and would never break my heart… someone would stay with me through good and bad times… someone who could me make me smile with his simple deeds… someone who would take my hand and never let me go.. someone who would let me experience the word "forever" even if the word does not exist…

survey says....

Q: Kissed someone on your Friendster® list?
A: yes
Q: Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
A: yes
Q: Been arrested?
A: yes, for “j-walking”
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like?
A: yes (this was in college… huhuhu! I have no choice back then)
Q: Slept in until 5 PM?
A: yes (what's new?!)
Q: Held a snake?
A: no
Q: Been suspended from school?
A: almost! (Hahahaha! 4th year high school…. I cut class and my teachers found out!...Funny!)
Q: Been fired from a job?
A: no
Q: Sang karaoke?
A: yes (I'm a bad singer… I'm born to be a dancer! kapal!)
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
A: yes
Q: Laughed until you started crying?
A: yes
Q: Kissed in the rain?
A: not yet 
Q: Sang in the shower?
A: yes (Dun ko na lang nafefeel na singer ako… hehehehe!)
Q: Sat on a roof top?
A: yes

Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
A: not yet

Q: Broken a bone?
A: yup
Q: Shaved your head?
A: no (hay naku hindi ko bagay yun lang)
Q: Played a prank on someone?
A: yes
Q: Felt like killing someone?
A: yes
Q: Cried over someone you loved?
A: yes (many times…and it SUCKS!)
Q: Shot a gun?
A: nope
Q: Still love someone you shouldn't?
A: no (I THINK. )
L A S T S

0. What did your last text message say?
A: yun lang yung pictures?
Q: Person you hung out with?
A: my honey
Q: Rode in a car with?
A: we don’t own a car
Q: Went to the movies with?
A: my honey (were always together)
Q: Went to the mall with?
A: my homey
Q: You talked on the phone with?
A: my honey
Q: Made you laugh?
A: my honey… hay palaging ikaw honey..
Q: Last person you told and/or they told you they Loved you?
Hmm… my honey

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R.
Q: pierce your nose or tongue?
A: tongue
Q: Be serious or be funny?
A: both
Q: Drink whole or skim milk?
A: di ko gusto ang gastas na plain lang
Q: Die in a fire or get shot?
A: get shot
Q: Spend time with your parents or enemies?
A: parents
A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y.
Q: Do you like anyone?
A: yah
Q:. Sun or moon?
A: moon
Q: Winter or Autumn?
A: autumn
Q: left or right?
A: right
Q: 10 acquaintances or two best friends?
A: 2 best friends
Q: Sunny or rainy?
A: sunny

A B O U T . Y O U
Q: Age? 25
Q: First name?
A: Renee
Q: Where do you want to live?
A: in an island
Q: How many kids do you WANT?
A: 5
Q:. Do you want to get married?
A: yes
Q: Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
A: twirl
Q: Have you ever eaten spam?
A: yes
Q: How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?
A: just one
Q: Do you cook?
A: sometimes
Q: Current mood?
Q: lazy
I N . T H E . L A S T . 48 H O U R S . H A V E . Y O U.
Q: Kissed some one?
A: yes
Q: Laughed out loud?
A: yes
Q: Been hugged?
A: yes
Q: Felt stupid?
A: yes
Q: Missed someone?
A: yes… i always do
Q: Danced Crazy?
A: Hahahaha! NO!
Q: Gotten your hair cut?
A: no
Q: Cried?
A: yes
. S T U F F .
Q: Have you ever been searched by the cops?
A: no
Q: Do you have a Dog?
A: no
Q: Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
A: with someone else
Q: Do you believe in ghosts?
A: yes
Q: Do you consider yourself creative?
Q: sometimes!

52 quetions

1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be?
> my honey
2. When shopping at the grocery store,do you return your cart?
> of course not. just kidding… sometimes…
3. If you had to kiss again the last personyou kissed, would you?
> definitely yes…
4. Do you take compliments well?
> i look at the person giving the compliment and take it from there.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
> nope… i hate math…=) it's my waterloo!
6. how would you survive?
> as long as I have my pocket knife and a big box of matches. =) hehehe…
7. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would save.
> my self.
8. Who was the last person you slept in the bed with?
> hmmmm.
9. Who do you text the most?
> my honey
10. Favorite childrens book?
>snow white
11. Eye color?
> brown.
12. How tall are you?
> 5'6".
13. If you could do it over again, start from scratch, would you?
> depends on the situation
14. Any secret admirers?
> the hell i care about secret admirers? I like the aggressive guys. hehehehe!
15. When was the last time you were atOlive Garden?
> where is that?
16. wlng sixteen eh…
> obvious.
17. Where was the furthest place you traveled?
> bantayan cebu.
18. Do you like mustard?
>slight…
19. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
>both. but not at the same time.
21. Do you miss anyone?
>none really at the moment
22. Can you do splits?
> slight na lang kasi wala ng practice
23. What movie do you want to see right now?
>kulam….
24. What did you do for New Years Eve?
> can’t really remember.
25. Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
> No comment.
26. Do you own a camera phone?
> yup.
27. Was your mom a cheerleader?
> a beauty queen. taray!
28. Whats the last letter of your middle name?
> A
29. Are you hispanic?
> no comment.
31. Do you like care bears?
> yung pink lang gusto ko dun.
32. What do you buy at the Movies?
> depends on my my mood.
33. Do you know how to play poker?
> no. but my cousins are expert
34. Do you wear your seatbelt?
> I don’t own a car.
35. What do you wear to sleep?
>my pj’s … hahahaha!
36. Anything big ever happen in your CITY?
> nothin.
37. Is your hair straight or curly?
> straight.
38. Is your tongue pierced?
> not yet. i have plans to…
39. Do you like Liver and Onions?
> liver NO. onions YES
40. Do you like funny or serious people better?
> i prefer SMART people who are a mixture of both.
41. Ever been to L.A.?
> not yet.
42. Who is on your mind right now?
> my honey
43. any plans for tonight?
> nothin much…
44. Whats your fav. song at the moment?
Ø I’m your’s by jason mraz
45. Do you hate chocolate?
> definitely not.
46. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
> hmmm. i'd rather keep this to myself.
47. Are you a gullible person?
> quite.
48. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
> no. .
49. If you could have any job what would it be?
> a bold star. hehehe! joke… nothin in particular
50. Are you easy to get along with?
> yup. i think so
51. What is your favorite time of day?
> late night. =)
52. Are you generally a happy person?
> yup. i think so…

Oprah said so- so it must be true!!

*If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
*If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
*Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
*Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be
*Slower is better.
*Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy
*If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
*Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
*Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
*The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
*Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
*Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
*Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
*If something bothers you, speak up.
*Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.
*You cannot change a man's behaviour. Change comes from within.
*Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are… even if he has more education or in a better job.
*Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
*Never let a man define who you are.
*Never borrow someone else's man. If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
*A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

quality time :)

last tuesday night, jasper and i watched the movie eagle eye at market, market, the movie will start at 9:20pm and we were there before 8pm so we still have time to stroll around the mall, we went to the department section kasi we are going to look for a wedding gift for grace and richard, they are getting married on the 18th. when we were there, we don't really know what we are going to give them so tumingin muna kami, i wanted to give a coffee set, kasi mahilig silang mag-kape, but sabi ni jasper very common na raw yung ganong gift and malamang meron na magbibigay non, ang suggestion nia is something that they could use for everyday, after a few minutes of looking around, nakita namin yung lalagyanan ng mga plates, and it is on sale, i don't know what it is called, basta alam ko lalagyan ng plates at baso iyon.... hehehehe!!!! so napag-usapan namin na ganong gift na lang ang ibibigay namin sa kanila.... after looking for a gift, niyaya ko sia if we could go to the toy section, magbday na kasi si basti, anak xia nung friend ko here in the office and i wanted to buy him a gift, unfortunately we were not able to really look around for a toy, we went na lang sa mga bilihan ng rubbershoes and we just looked around..... actually everytime na pupunta kaming market lagi talaga kaming dumadaan dun.... hehehehe!!!!! after there we went na sa movie house, but we bought food first, yung lagi naming kinakain aside from shawarma...... slammer's burger!!!! hehehehe......
the movie finished past 11pm, after watching the movie, we went straight to trisha's house (orly in real life....) then we stayed there for about an hour, wala lang bonding-bonding lang with our other friends....
here are some of our photo's last tuesday....





Yet To Come

The song that best describe the new chapter of my life! 💜