Wednesday, October 22, 2008
bye bye
through the years
When I didn't care for anyone but you
I swear we've been through everything there is
Cant imagine anything we've missed
Cant imagine anything the two of us cant do
Through the year, you've never let me down
You turned my life around, the sweetest days
Ive found Ive found with you ...
through the years Ive never been afraid,
Ive loved the life we've made
And I'm so glad Ive stayed, right here with you
Through the years
I cant remember what I used to do
Who I trusted whom, I listened to before
I swear you've taught me everything I know
Cant imagine needing someone so
But through the years it seems to me
I need you more and more
Through the years, through all the good and bad
I knew how much we had, Ive always been so glad
To be with you ...
through the years Its better everyday,
you've kissed my tears away As long as its okay,
Ill stay with you Through the years
Through the years, when everything went wrong
Together we were strong, I know that I belonged Right here with you ...
through the years i never had a doubt, wed always work things out
Ive learned what loves about, by loving you Through the years
Through the years, you've never let me down
You've turned my life around,
the sweetest days Ive found Ive found with you ...
through the years Its better everyday, you've kissed my tears away
As long as its okay, Ill stay with you
Through the years!
21 Facts
1.German soldiers, both heterosexual and homosexual, are allowed to have sex with each other!
2.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
3.Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
4.A blue whale's heart is the size of a Volkswagen Beetle!
5.Perspiration is odorless; it is the bacteria on the skin that creates an odor.
6.Iguanas have two penises!
7.The word 'News' is actually an acronym standing for the 4 cardinal compass points - North, East, West, and South!
8.Panophobia is the fear of everything.
9.At age 70, more than 70 percent of men are still potent!
10.In Albania, nodding your head means 'no' and shaking your head means 'yes'.
11.Jennifer Aniston's original name is Jennifer Anastassakis!
12.'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
13.A toothbrush within 6 feet of a toilet can get airborne bacteria from flushing.
14.85% of all Valentine's Day cards are purchased by women!
15.If you cut a 'V' shape into your toe nails, you can prevent 'in-grown' toe nails.
16.A broken clock is always right twice a day.
17.The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.
18.China has more English speakers than the United States.
19.Avocados are poisonous to birds.
20.Womens' hearts beat faster than mens'.
21.Frogs cannot swallow without blinking
Fun trivia! Even more "did you knows"…
1.Saturn's rings are about 500,000 miles in circumference but only about a foot thick. [Now i know why those rings look so thin!!!]
2.Unlike dogs, pigs, and some other mammals, humans cannot taste water. They taste only the chemicals and impurities in the water. [i wonder how water tastes to animals then. sweet? sour? bitter? definitely not tasteless…]
3.A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon. [yeah, we wouldn't be able to see its beauty if they come out during noon. that could be weird..]
4.The average housewife walks 10 miles a day around the house doing her chores. [hmm. at least it's still becomes a form of exercise. she gains something while doing house chores]
5.The Chow and the Chinese Shar-Pei are the only dogs that have black tongues. [ooh, i haven't seen dogs with black tongues. hope someone would show me..]
6.Approximately 70 percent of the earth is covered by water. Only 1 percent of this water is drinkable. [waaaaa! yeah, it makes sense]
7.It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 2 CD's! [why? what's up with that? i wonder why..]
8.If the chemical sodium is dropped into water it will immediately and violently explode. [i'm not a chemistry fan, but REALLY!? now i know!]
9.Sound travels fifteen times faster through steel than through air. [good to know it does! sound does travel a little slow, don't u think?]
10.Women have a slightly higher average IQ than men. [why only "slightly?"]
11.It is possible to go blind from smoking too heavily. [smoking is so bad for you!]
12.Greyhounds have the best eyesight of any breed of dog. [ohhhh. i used to think greyhounds were like small dogs, or puppies. hehe]
13.Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice. [how ironic! but this is such a cool fact!]
14.Crushed cockroaches can be applied to a stinging wound to help relieve the pain. [you gotta be kidding me. is this fact for real? relieve pain!? it would probably worsen the swelling or infection..]
15.Astronauts cannot burp in space. [very very interesting.. i sure science has a very good explanation for this]
16.A rat can go without water longer than a camel can. [why can't rats die easily? they're so disgusting and yet they get these kinds of "abilities"]
17.Cats cannot taste sweet things. [..curious fact]
18.In its ancient form, the carrot was purple, not orange. [purple carrots! how i would like to see that!]
19.If Manhattan had the same population density as Alaska, there would only be 15 people living there. [i saw an ad in NGC with this same trivia. Manhattan looked so deserted.]
20.There are 10 towns named Hollywood in the United States! [we're all familiar with only one hollywood. good to know]
21.The oldest pig in the world lived to the age of 68. [really? how old do normal pigs live?]
None of the Beatles knew how to read music. (Paul McCartney eventually taught himself.) [wow.]
22.Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks. [i cannot imagine sharks in fresh water!]
23.A kangaroo cannot jump if its tail is off the ground. [oooohh, so the tail is like a third foot or something..]
24.The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. [hwaaat!!!?? how was this possible!?]
The Pastor's Ass
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news posted the following headline the next day:NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
"ON RELATIONSHIPS"
30 Days in Prison for Sharing Snack
How Sweet
Boy: yeah i know everyone does!
Girl: really?
Boy: yeah… everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday
Girl: oh… but am i only your friend?
Boy: no… youre my girlfriend… why?
Girl: so when i say i love you i really do mean it
Boy: yeah i know you do mean it… its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday.
Girl: ……
Boy: so wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anni?
Girl: yeah… where?
Boy: i dont know… maybe movie then dinner?
Girl: ok
Boy: ill pick you up after i get off and get ready ok?
Girl: ok. what time do you get off?
Boy: in 2 hours and then i gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues…
Girl: aye… i thought you didnt have work today…
Boy: one of my co-workers called in sick
Girl: oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30 then?
Boy: yeah! and babe?
Girl: yeah?
Boy: i love you
Girl: i love you too!
Boy: ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah…. i gotta go.
Girl: ok bye
Boy: bye
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2 hours later…
the guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell
Girl: hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
Boy: wassup… you ready?
Girl: um… wait… let me get my bag and we can go ok?
Boy: ok
they both watched a movie and atedinner…. once they were done eatingthey head back to the car but beforeshe got into the car…
Boy: wait! can i blind fold you?
Girl: why??!
Boy: its a suprise
Girl: what kind of suprise?
Boy: a big one
Girl: okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
Boy: i promise.
Girl: ok blind fold me…
so they drove off……….. and then they stoped.
Boy: ok we're here!
Girl: where?
Boy: wait let me walk you to the place!
Girl: what place?
Boy: somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
Girl: babe!…
the boy walks her to the place
Boy: ok…. let me take the blind fold off
Girl: where are we?
he takes it off her and she opens hereyes and sees the view of the city andat that same spot… thats where hefirst asked her to be hisGirlfriend….
Girl: omg…. (tears come down)
Boy: why are you crying?
Girl: this is where you first asked me out…
Boy: what are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that…behind him… in theair it says "will you marry me?" in fireworks)
Girl: (tears come down faster)
Boy: i wasnt at work when you called me… i was planning this whole thing!
Girl: get up!
Boy: yeah?
Girl: (kisses him)
Boy: is that a yes or a no?
Girl: yes
lola's bday!
Monday, October 20, 2008
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just dropping here in my blog, while waiting for my video to finish uploading in youtube... hehehehe trying to be a vlogger this time, :)...
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