a wedding

last saturday, october 18, was the wedding of ate grace and richard, grabe isa-isa na silang nagpapakasal, una yung brother ni kuya francis then sunod-sunod na! hehehehehe.... it was a beautiful wedding, sayang nga lang di ko masyado naintindihan yung message nung priest, mahina kasi yung voice nia! hehehehe.... kahit marami naging problema in the preparation still maganda pa rin ang kinalabasan....

here are some of the moments......

budget time.....

last friday, oct 17 was our submission to Budget department of our 2009 budget and OMG! 1am na ako naka-alis ng office!!!!!! grabe! talaga palang aabutin ka ng madaling araw sa pag-upload ng budget sa portal!!!!!but, thank god pa rin coz i was able to upload all our CAPEX and OPEX for next year! :) and my boss was very satisfied that i was able to do it! :)

BIRTHDAY MEANINGS

Is your birthday day 1 of the month?

Your Life You are very curious and dedicating. When you are interested in something, everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to be more patient and complete what you have started, you will be successful in life.Your Love You believe in love at first sight. You won't wait to learn more about the Person. Vise versa, people who fail to impress you will hardly get a chance to be your friend. Your emotion is on the extreme. You can only love or hate, nothing in between and this often shows in your ______expression. Try not to end a relationship in a quarrel.

Is your birthday day 2 of the month?


Your Life You have great common sense but usually fail to follow through. This might happens because you are too busy with your mission and shut yourself from the outside world. You are clever and profound so thereʼs a slight chance for self-control problem.Your Love Your love progress slowly, and quietly. You seem to be contented with your unrequited love. Your are a romantic and loyal lover.

Is your birthday day 3 of the month?


Your Life Although you are innocent and romantic but your ______expression often mislead others that you are an active, fun loving kid. Because of your double personality, itʼs hard for others to really know the real you. You are careful and patient.Your Love Your love is the greatest which often surprises others. No one can bring you to light when you are in love. Your confidence might lead you to the track your parents disagree.

Is your birthday day 4 of the month?


Your Life You usually think before acting which makes your life quite easy. But you often are the one who give yourself a hard time by being paranoid. People might not truly understand you but you are really nice to be around. You are cheerful and friendly.Your Love Still water runs deep, that's what you are. You always surprise others with your new character when you are in love. Your love trap often comes unexpectedly and your love life is full of surprises.

Is your birthday day 5 of the month?

Your Life Although you are on the quiet side, but you enjoy excitement and changes. Routine is something you cannot stand. Because of your extreme confidence, you hardly ask others for opinion. You believe in leading your own life, and you have got the gift in doing so.Your Love Nothing can stop you from making progress in your love life. Once you are in love, you feel the ownership of your lover. A third party can only makes your jealousy becomes worse.

Is your birthday day 6 of the month?

Your Life You are generous with people in need, sometimes to an extreme that people find you nosey. Your hidden courage and dedication often surprise others. Your imagination is extremely unique.Your Love Your love life is on the smooth track because it grows from friendship. Although you may not make a sweet lover but your sincerity bring happiness to your couple.

Is your birthday day 7 of the month?


Your Life You are sensitive to changes around you but your feeling is hardly expressed. You hate exaggerations. Under your quiet personality, you are rather stubborn and self-centered. These qualities are the force behind your extreme persistence.Your Love You have enormous courage to please your lover. Your relationship often progress quickly.

Is your birthday day 8 of the month?


Your Life You have pleasant and friendly personality. People look u to your wit and imagination. You are unpredictable and hardly complete what you started, which sometimes create negative impact to people around you.Your Love Falling in love becomes your routine. Most of the time you are lucky. You fascinate people with good taste but you never have enough with one. Although your love progresses very fast, it never lasts.

Is your birthday day 9 of the month?


your Life You often have problem in promoting yourself, just because you donʼt know how to express your true self. On the other hand, you donʼt really care what they think. This is why people misunderstand you until they really get a chance to learn about your pleasant personality. Opposite sex find you mysterious and worth searching. Your wit is remarkable but sometimes you are too fast to follow.Your Love You won't reveal your feeling even after dreaming about the same guy over and over. Your first love lasts forever. You are responsible to the feeling of your lover. The chance to betray your lover is none. You have luck with children. You Will be Happy Always with u r Love Marriage. and she

Is your birthday day 10 of the month?


Your Life You are very capable. If you are a woman, you have high chance to be a renowned workingwoman. If you are a man, your path to fame and honor is near. As an innovator, you are not a good follower. You are good in implementing your imagination and share it with others. You are always well dressed.Your Love You often lose your love ones from being too jealous. You always feel like you own the person you fall in love with and that often blows your relationship.

Is your birthday day 11 of the month?


Your Life You are gracious, elegant and prudent. People admire your qualities and some even become jealous of you. You are realistic, flexible and adaptable. You are remarkably kind and moral person.Your Love You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the one you love. Your lover will always have your gentleness, care and loyalty. You will always be happy to hand around the one you love.

Is your birthday day 12 of the month?


Your Life You are friendly, humorous and full of energy. You are open-minded and do not care for minor details. Your weak point is your hot temper.Your Love You are willing to start off in one-sided love affairs because you strongly believe that you will eventually win his/her heart. On the other hand, once you are together, you always want to do things your way, which is often the fire starter. You usually run in and out of love quickly.

Is your birthday day 13 of the month?


Your Life You are sincere and easy going. Flattering and charming around are not your style. You care so much for freedom that often leads you to the difficult path. Because of your sincerity, most people find you easy to be around although you are sometimes too straightforward.Your Love Your gentleness, care and sincerity make you an attractive person. Even though you don't intend to be charming, but you naturally are, especially in the eyes of opposite sex.

Is your birthday day 14 of the month?


Your Life You are so confident that sometimes you forget about the people around you. If you have to be in one of the two teams, you will choose to be in the winning team. On the other hand, you are kind and caring but above all, you care for your own benefits. Your imagination is unique and often gets implemented shortly after it comes across.Your Love You will not get soft with the one you donʼt really like, no matter how hard he/she tries. But once you feel for someone you have chosen, thereʼs no getting back.

Is your birthday day 15 of the month?


Your Life You are outgoing and love to be at the center of attention. From the outside, you may seem flashy, flirty, and tricky but your true self is strong, full of hope to be the leader. When you fail to convince someone, you will get frustrated, and perhaps let your temper shows.Your Love You are emotional. Many can win your heart at once, but not for long. This is why you hardly win a decent relationship.

Is your birthday day 16 of the month?


Your Life You always follow the good and the right instead of listening to your heart. Another word, you are a perfectionist. You care for every word people say about you. You often seen isolated while you are, by nature, curious and a dreamer who is ready to get over the edge to make your dream comes true.Your Love You often fall in love with a person who is much different from you, in age and other aspects. Your relationship grows on friendship. Love at fist sight is not your style.

Is your birthday day 17 of the month?


Your Life You neither want to be interfered nor have the desire to mess with othersʼ life. But you are friendly and occasionally a party animal. You are always in a circle of friends. You often do things in your own way that occasionally go beyond the acceptable limit. People may find you childish and not very attractive in that sense.Your Love Your fun-loving character attracts opposite sex. Many of those are great.You often find yourself trapped among a few great guys while you have to choose only one.

Is your birthday day 18 of the month?


Your Life At first glance, people think you are quiet type of person. Actually you are cheerful, but conditionally. You will show your joyful character only in good mood. One the other hand, when you are moody, no one would dare to be around. Because of your emotion fluctuation and frank character, some find you hard to be around.Your Love You hardly show your feeling towards opposite sex no matter how much you like him/her. Your partner also has similar character so your love affairs often take quite a while to flourish. Time tells it all. Your sincerity makes you very attractive.

Is your birthday day 19 of the month?


Your Life You are great in managing everything in your life and this is how you gain respect from others. Because of this quality, you sometimes feel that you are better than the rest. Extreme confidence might lead you to the wrong path. You are a free bird and want to lead your own life.Your Love You love life is rather different from othersʼ. When you are in love, nothing can stop you. You may often fight with your partner but, soon after that, you will make up in a way that surprises others.

Is your birthday day 20 of the month?

Your Life You are prudent, circumspect and take things seriously. Before you make any move, you will think of a few alternatives that might take a while. You are patient, imaginative and target oriented. You value friendship more than anything else.Your Love You usually study your partner carefully before making any move. You never demand anything beyond the natural quality of that person. Your sincerity doesn't bring excitement in your love life but it brings deeply grown relationship.

Is your birthday day 21 of the month?


Your Life You are curious and a true follower. You can please someone so much that it seem like you are trying to charm that person. You hide your disagreement under your smiling face. This is a charming quality of yours.Your Love You are quite unlucky in love. You are loved by someone you don't like while your dream man is so far away. Your love life is occasionally under turbulence. Sometimes you don't have the clear view of the guy in your heart.

Is your birthday day 22 of the month?


Your Life You have the boss character, but not a leader. Most people look up to you for your capability and confidence although they find you quite stubborn. You should listen more to others. You are a unique and charming individual.Your Love You hardly take the moderate track. You either love or hate someone. Whom you call friends are the chosen ones. If any of them betray you, you wonʼt let them get away without having hard time.

Is your birthday day 23 of the month?


Your Life You never live your life in the way others want you to. You are an independent individual who loves challenges and excitement. You are ready to face with the result of your decision. You are usually the one your friends count on.Your Love Because you love excitements, you occasionally get involved in forbidden love affairs. You may fall in love with a married person and no one can stop you from making progress. You are very charming, although you might not realize it.

Is your birthday day 24 of the month?


Your Life You are very optimistic and thats why you always enjoy life. You are gifted in entertaining others. Your friends love and trust you. Youll be the first they come to when they are in need of someone to speak their heart out.Your Love Sometimes you fall in love just because you want to be in love, not that you really like that person. You always be seen as a sweet couple but you cant really get over your love ones from past. Your partner is usually crazy about you because you are remarkably charming and romantic.

Is your birthday day 25 of the month?


Your Life You are a warrior. No obstacle can stop you from reaching your goal. You always keep yourself busy. This quality plus your responsibility will eventually bring you success.Your Love You adore your partner as the number one priority. You value your love one more than yourself. Your love is the greatest of all and your have potential to get married young.

Is your birthday day 26 of the month?


Your Life You are always curious and responsive to changes. Routine life is not the way you choose to live. Travelling is your favorite hobby because excitement is what you are after.Your Love You will not stand being around the one you dislike. Your love comes and goes quickly. You can be deeply in love but soon after you will be looking around for the next one.

Is your birthday day 27 of the month?


Your Life You are sensitive and vulnerable. Tears often run down your cheeks even when the matter is not that bad. This might be the result from being to pessimistic. You might seem cold on the shell, but your inner self is a kind loving person.Your Love You will be elegantly dressed, no matter how casually dressed your date may be. You are demanding in love and sometimes to an unacceptable extend.

Is your birthday day 28 of the month?


Your Life You are a capable person but you usually underestimate your own ability. This is the cause of missing numbers of opportunity to step forward. If you try to give yourself a chance, you can be successful in life. Try to see things on the bright side and you will be happier than ever.Your Love You are quite unlucky in love. The one in your arm is not the one in your heart. Your love has so many ups and downs. You often chicken out before seeing any progress in love.

Is your birthday day 29 of the month?


Your Life You can trust your sixth sense. Life is exciting so routine job is not your interest. You have great ideas and fantastic imagination. You often feel tired of things and people around you.Your Love You can tell what's in the mind of another person just from looking into his/her eyes. You are paranoid and jealous and these are the cause of fights between you and your lover. Sometimes the thing you believe in is just your imagination.

Is your birthday day 30 of the month?


Your Life You are always surrounded by a circle of friends. You are friendly and fun to be with. Though you occasionally disappoint them by being stubborn, but over all, they love your qualities.Your Love You want to have full control of your love and that's not a nice way to treat your partner. You take your time in saying yes to his wedding proposal or if you are a man, you will not propose anyone until you are certainly confident which might take ages.

Is your birthday day 31 of the month?


Your Life Your emotion is hard to predict. You can be sad this minute and happy in the next. People might find it difficult to follow your emotion and understand you. You tend to take things seriously.Your Love You take your time to study a person before falling in love. Once you decide that he or she is the one, no one can stop you from making progress, even your partner.

The Mayonnaise Jar

When things in your life seem almost too much to
handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough,
remember the mayonnaise jar...

A professor stood before his philosophy class

andhad some items in front of him. When the class

began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and

empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with

golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar

was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and

poured them into the jar. He shook the jar

lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas

between the golf balls. He then asked the

students again if the jar was full. They agreed

it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and

poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled

up everything else. He asked once more if the jar

was full. The students responded with a unanimous

"yes."

The professor then produced two bottles of beer

from under the table and poured the entire

contents into the jar, effectively filling the

empty space between the sand. The students

laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter

subsided, " I want you to recognize that this jar

represents your life. The golf balls are the

important things - your God, family, your

children, your health, your friends, and your

favorite passions - things that if everything

else was lost and only they remained, your life

would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like

your job, your house, and your car. The sand is

everything else-the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he

continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or

the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you

spend all your time and energy on the small

stuff, you will never have room for the things

that are important to you. Pay attention to the

things that are critical to your happiness. Play

with your children. Take time to get medical

checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play

another 18. There will always be time to clean

the house and fix the disposal."

"Take care of the golf balls first, the things

that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest

is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired

what the beer represented. The professor smiled.

"I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that

No matter how full your life may seem, there's

Always room for a couple of beers with a friend."

hwag mong iwan ang puso by aiza seguerra

Kay bilis naman ng panahon
Kailan lang tayo nagkatagpo
Pareho ng hangarin iibig sa atin
Ay matagpuan at di pakakawalan

Di natin pinilit ang pagkakataon
Pagkakaibiga’y nauwi sa pagmamahalan
Ngunit ika’y nagbago natakot ang ‘yong puso
Na mahulog at umibig muli

Wag mong isan ang puso kong mag-isa
Pagkat mabuhay ng wala ka’y di makakaya
Sa sandaling ikaw ay lumisan
Wala ng pag-asa sa aki’y maiiwan

Wag mong sayangin ang pagmamahal
Na ating pinangarap nang kay tagal
Minsan lang sa buhay natin ang ganito
Mahal ko, wag mong iwan ang puso ko

Wag mong iwan ang puso kong mag-isa
Pagkat mabuhay ng wala ka’y di makakaya
Sa sandaling ikaw ay lumisan

Wala ng pag-asa sa aki’y maiiwan

Why men cheat?

Google the words "marriage and affair" and you get more than 17 million variations on how to heal. That's because "fidelity in marriage"—which only gets about 3½ million hits—is a hard thing to come by these days. Some statistics say that roughly 50 percent of married men will cheat, and at least 81 percent won't admit to it even after a woman asks that searing question. It was watching these statistics play out in his practice that prompted family counselor, rabbi and best-selling author Gary Neuman to embark on a two-year study of 100 men who had sexual affairs and 100 men who were faithful. He shared his findings in the new book, "The Truth About Cheating: Why Men Stray and What You Can Do To Prevent It."

Neuman spoke to NEWSWEEK's Jessica Ramirez. Excerpts:

NEWSWEEK: I think a woman's first instinct when seeing the cover of your book is, " Why do I have to prevent this? Why doesn’t he just not cheat? "

Gary Neuman: There is clearly no blame on the woman if he's cheated. She's not responsible for stopping him. However, the fact that you're not responsible does not mean that you don't want to take an active role in your relationship to bring out the best in your husband, as he should for you. I've been a marriage counselor for more than 20 years now. I think [hearing] women who have had the overwhelming pain of being cheated on and the subsequent disaster for the kids definitely made me want to find out what they could do other than be victims. Was there something they could do to prevent this and create a mutually beneficial relationship? When I was on [the] "Oprah" show, I talked about 9/11 firefighters who had helped the wives of their fallen comrades and ended up having affairs with them. I think that [example] showed that a lot of men are essentially good people. They make mistakes, but that's not who they are. So a lot of women are married to men who are good but that does not mean they are not susceptible to ultimately cheating.

What did you find was the No. 1 reason men cheat?

I think most people ascribe to the theory that men cheat for sex. Women are being told that unless they are unbelievable sexy and have a Ph.D. in prostitution education then the husband is going to cheat. But when the results came in [from my study] only 8 percent of cheaters said that sexual dissatisfaction was a primary contributor [in cheating] and only 12 percent said the mistress was better looking or in better shape than their wives. It really started to show a completely different pattern than what most expect. In fact, the majority—48 percent—said that the cheating was about an emotional disconnection.

What was causing this emotional disconnection?

The No.1 reason was feeling underappreciated. It was a lack of thoughtful and kind gestures. What I found is that men are far more insecure than they let on, and they do want to please their wives and feel valued. They like to win and as long as they are winning with their wife then they stay in the game. It is feeling underappreciated and like they can't win—and maybe they do things that make it hard for her to appreciate him—that usually leads them into dangerous waters. Appreciation is what they first and foremost get from the mistress.

You said women make a mistake in thinking, "If I appreciate him, he'll never change." Why is that a mistake?

Women are always worried that if they are really nice to him, he will just take it in and not do anything. Well, men generally do want to give, and appreciation motivates them. If you appreciate your husband for the next week, and he asks what's going on, then it leads to a positive conversation where you can also share what you want. You're taking the lead and modeling the behavior that you desire in your spouse.

This relationship between "appreciation" and a man's need to "win"—how does that play out in the home?

Just watch your husband view a ballgame. You would imagine from the way he's yelling that he has part ownership in the team he's cheering for. That's because men have been trained since they were little that winning and accomplishing is much of their definition. So they will watch a game to the bitter end if they [or their team] can stay in it. [In the home,] for example, if the husband makes breakfast and burns it, he still feels like he made a gesture. But if those sorts of gestures are met with what he did wrong instead of what he tried to do right, then that becomes, "I can't win."

How to identify products "MADE IN CHINA"!!

The whole world is scared of China made "black hearted goods"

Can you differentiate which one is made in Taiwan or China ?

Let me tell u .....

the first 3 digits of the barcode 690.691.692 is made in CHINA .

Do not ever buy it for your own good .

471 is Made in Taiwan

This is our right to know, but the government and related department never educate the public, therefore we have to rescue ourselves. Nowadays, Chinese businessmen know that consumers do not prefer products "made in china", so they won't show us which is made from which country.

However, you may now refer to the barcode, if the first 3 digits is 690-692 then it is made in China

00~09 - USA & CANADA

30~37 - FRANCE

40~44 - GERMANY

49 - JAPAN

50 - UK

Bob Ong Quotes

PAG-IBIG

"Kung hindi mo mahal and isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."

"Lahat naman ng tao sumeseryoso pag tinamaan ng pagmamahal. Yun nga lang, hindi lahat matibay para sa temptasyon."

"Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo."

"Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."

"Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."

"Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."

"Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."

"Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo... Dapat lumandi ka din."

"Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."

"Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."

"Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na dimo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang."

"Bakit ba ayaw matulog ng mga bata sa tanghali? alam ba nilang pag natutosilang umibig e hindi na sila makakatulog kahit gusto nila?"

"Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa kundi ang pagtanggap na sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo, wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasamaka."

"Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lang yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay!
Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"

PAG-AARAL

"Mag-aral maigi. Kung titigil ka sa pag-aaral, manghihinayang ka pagtanda mo dahil hindi mo naranasan ang kakaibang ligayang dulot ng mga araw na walang pasok o suspendido ang klase o absent ang teacher. (Haaay, sarap!)."

"Nalaman kong marami palang libreng lecture sa mundo, ikaw ang gagawa ng syllabus. Maraming teacher sa labas ng eskuwelahan, desisyon mo kung kanino ka magpapaturo. Lahat tayo enrolled ngayon sa isang university, maraming subject na mahirap, pero dahil libre, ikaw ang talo kung nag-drop ka. Isa-isa tayong ga-graduate, iba't-ibang paraan. tanging diploma ay ang mga alaala ng kung ano mang tulong o pagmamahal ang iniwan natin sa mundong pinangarap nating baguhin minsan..."

"Hikayatin mo lahat ng kakilala mo na magkaroon ng kahit isa man lang paboritong libro sa buhay nila. Dahil wala nang mas kawawa pa sa mga taong literado pero hindi nagbabasa."

"dalawang dekada ka lang mag-aaral. kung 'di mo pagtityagaan, limang dekada ng kahirapan ang kapalit. sobrang lugi. kung alam lang 'yan ng mga kabataan, sa pananaw ko ehh walang gugustuhing umiwas sa eskwela."

BUHAY (IN GENERAL)

"nalaman kong hindi final exam ang passing rate ng buhay. hindi ito multiplechoice, identification, true or false, enumeration or fill-in-the-blanks na sinasagutan kundi essay na isinusulat araw-araw. Huhusgahan ito hindi base sa kung tama o mali ang sagot, kundi base sa kung may kabuluhan ang mga isinulat o wala. Allowed ang erasures."

"Kumain ka na ng siopao na may palamang pusa o maglakad sa bubog nang nakayapak, pero wag na wag kang susubok mag-drugs. Kung hindi mo kayang umiwas, humingi ka ng tulong sa mga magulang mo dahil alam nila kung saan ang mga murang supplier at hindi ka nila iisahan."

"Mangarap ka at abutin mo. Wag mong sisihin ang sira mong pamilya, palpak mong syota, pilay mong tuta, o mga lumilipad na ipis. Kung may pagkukulang sa'yo mga magulang mo, pwde kang manisi at maging rebelde. Tumigil ka sa pag-aaral, mag-asawa ka, mag-drugs ka, magpakulay ka ng buhok sa kili-kili. Sa banding huli, ikaw din ang biktima. Rebeldeng walang napatunayan at bait sa sarili."

"Tuparin ang mga pangarap. Obligasyon mo yan sa sarili mo. Kung gusto momang kumain ng balde-baldeng lupa para malagay ka sa Guinness Book of World Records at maipagmalaki ng bansa natin, sige lang. Nosi balasi. wag mong pansinin ang sasabihin ng mga taong susubok humarang sa'yo. Kung hindi nagsumikap ang mga scientist noon, hindi pa rin tayo dapat nakatira sa jupiter ngayon. Pero hindi pa rin naman talaga tayo nakatira sa jupiter dahil nga hindi nagsumikap ang mga scientist noon. Kita mo yung moral lesson?"

"Nalaman kong habang lumalaki ka, maraming beses kang madadapa. Bumangon ka man ulit o hindi, magpapatuloy ang buhay, iikot ang mundo, at mauubos ang oras. "

HALO-HALO

"Wag magmadali sa pag-aasawa. Tatlo, lima , sampung taon sa hinaharap, mag-iiba pa ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong di pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang sa kaboses niya si Debbie Gibson o magaling mag-breakdance. Totoong mas importante ang kalooban ng tao higit anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan sa eskwelahan e nagmumukha ring pandesal. Maniwala ka."

"ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na pwede namang wala sa buhay ko."

"hinahanap mo nga ba ako o ang kawalan ko?"

"hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay kasinungalingan na ito. at hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan. "

"Sabi nila, sa kahit ano raw problema, isang tao lang ang makakatulongsa'yo - ang sarili mo. Tama sila. Isinuplong ako ng sarili ko. Kaya siguronamigay ng konsyensya ang Diyos, alam niyang hindi sa lahat ng oras e gumaganaang utak ng tao."

"Obligasyon kong maglayag, karapatan kong pumunta sa kung saan ko gusto, responsibilidad ko ang buhay ko."

"Masama akong tao, tulad mo, sa parehong paraan na mabuti kang tao, tulad ko."

"Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala."

"iba ang walang ginagawa sa gumagawa ng wala."

"iba ang informal gramar sa mali!!!"

" Para san ba ang cellphone na may camera? Kung kailangan sa buhay un, dapat matagal na kong patay."

FAMOUS "IISA PA LAMANG" LINES

"Kapag ang tao'y nagmahal, hindi na mahalaga kung ano man ang tama, kung sino ang humingi at nagbigay, kung sinong nanalo, kung sinong talunan. Ang alam mo lang, nagmamahal ka. Ang alam ko lang, mahal ko sya. Mahal ko sya." - Katherine

"Babalik ako. Maniningil ako. Pinapangako ko, kukunin ko lahat ng kinuha nyo't inagaw nyo sa 'min." - Katherine

"You're in love with somebody else, and that somebody else is not worth it, Rafael." - Estelle

"Mas kaya kitang mahalin." - Rafael
"Kaya kong saktan ang sarili ko, pero hindi kita kayang saktan." - Katherine

"Nagkakamali ka. Hindi na ako marunong magmahal ngayon. Patay na ang puso ko, Rafael." - Katherine

"Anak ako. Dugo't laman." - Scarlet
"Anak ka lang. Asawa nya 'ko. Lahat ng pag-aari ni Martin, pagaari ko na ngayon." - Katherine
"You're just a gold digger in red!" - Scarlet
"Damn you!" - Scarlet
"Same to you anak. Same to you." - Katherine

"Siyempre, diamonds are forever, like me!" - Katherine

"Ang ganda-ganda mo na ngayon Katherine, sarap mong patayin!" - Isadora

"Kung gaano ka katayod lumipad, ganun ka rin kabilis lalagapak. Ouch!" - Isadora

"Senior vice president ako ng kompanyang ito, ako ang legal wife ng may-ari ng kompanyang ito, tauhan lang kita, at higit sa lahat, madrasta mo ako! Kaya layuan mo ako. Get out of my sight! Leave! Now!" - Katherine

"Look who's here, my favorite step-mother. Ang dating gold digger in red, isa na ngayong merry widow in black." - Scarlet
Ha! Kung sa bagay mas bagay sayo yang itim, kakulay ng budhi mo!' - Scarlet
"Bakit ka nga ba nakaputi? Para pagtakpan ang mas maitim mong budhi?" - Katherine

"Ikaw ba, totoong nagdadalamhati ka? Kasi napansin ko, kaya mong mag-biro. Kaya lang ang corny mo! Anyway, gusto ko lang malaman mo na lahat nang 'to, hindi 'to permanente. Lahat nang iyan, babawiin ko iyan sa 'yo!" - Scarlet
"Sige! Maglaro tayo, agawan ng yaman! Pero kung ako sa'yo, kakabahan ako, kasi ako sanay sa hirap. Eh ikaw?" - Katherine

"Gusto mo ikaw ang itali ko? Pasweet sweet ka pa diyan, ganid ka rin pala!" - Isadora
"Ang bigat naman ng salitang 'yon Isadora, pero totoo, oo ganid ako! At gusto ko, ni singko walang matira sa'yo! Kaya manginig ka na Isadora, dahil uubusin ko ang lupang tinatapakan mo!" - Katherine

"Iba na ang sitwasyon ngayon Isadora. Marami akong pera, kaya ko nang bilhin ang kahit na ano. Kahit ikaw, magkano ka ba?" - Katherine
"Hayop ka! Kahit kelan hindi mo ako mabibili, at hindi mo ako kayang bilhin!" -Isadora
"Sabagay, ayoko sayo. Mumurahin ka eh, pero yung anak mo ibebenta mo ha. Sige na, promise hindi ako tatawad. Kahit used goods na, ok lang. Pag-isipan mo." - Katherine

"Pagod ako. Huwag kang loloko-loko. Baka gusto mo ihampas ko tong bag kong mas mahal pa sa'yo!" - Katherine
"Sabagay, ako rin eh, pagod makipaghampasan. Next time, ok? In fairness ah, ang ganda ng damit mo. Pahiram minsan ha." -Isadora

"Natatakot ka ba sa akin, o sa sarili mo? Alam mo, bibigay ka rin." - Katherine

"Sana, dumating ang panahon, na akong nagiisang laman ng puso't isip ni Miguel. Sana ako lang ang mahalin niya." - Scarlet

"Pero hindi ako susuko, kahit anong mangyari, babawiin kita Miguel. Dahil alam kong naging una kang naging akin. Dahil alam kong hindi kita kayang kalimutan." - Katherine

"Pakisabi sa bisita mo, ayoko ng nangangamoy basura ang bahay ko." -Katherine

"Anak ka nga talaga ni Isadora, nakuha mo lahat sa kanya. Mata-pobre, mayabang, at higit sa lahat, bastos!" - Katherine
"Don't you dare say bad things about my mother, kumpara sa 'yo. anghel ang ina ko!" Sophia
"Anghel na may sungay!" - Katherine
"Oo, may sungay. Para suwagin ka! Para mauna ka na sa impyerno!" - Sophia
"Hmm. Matagal-tagal na kayong inaantay dun. In fact, balita ko, si satanas mismo ang sasalubong sa inyong mag-ina!" – Katherine

"Panandaliang donya, habang buhay na busabos." - Lola Aura

“Mamamatay tao ka! You killed my father!” - Scarlet
"Kung may gusto kong patayin, ikaw yun Scarlet!” - Katherine

"Alam kong hindi mo sinasadya pero ang sakit sakit ng ginagawa mo Catherine. Hanggang kailan ako masasaktan.. . Hanggang kailan?" - Rafael

“Paano mo malalamang in love ka na? Yung hindi attracted lang…” - Jester

“Luluhod ka sa harapan ko at magmamakaawa ka na tanggapin kita ulit!” - Scarlet
“Kumain ka na. Gutom lang yan!” - Miguel

“Oh aren't you excited to see me?” - Isadora
“Excited? Alam mo bang mas excited pa akong magpunta ng dentista at mag pa root canal kesa ang makaharap ka?” - Scarlett
“Ikaw naman, nagpapaka-funny. Kung ang lahat ng bulok na ngipin ay kasing ganda ko, o di wala ng bibili ng toothpaste… I'm so witty” - Isadora
“Ano ba talagang pakay mo? I'm sure hindi naman ang kapakanan ng dental industry ang pinunta mo dito di ba? Business? Monkey business?
“Oo, at napaka disenteng monkey business. Politics.” - Isadora

“Ba't mo ko sinampal, biyanan mo ko!” - Isadora
“Di lahat ng biyanan, pinagbibigyan, Di lahat ng biyanan pinapatulan! para yan sa mga biyenang bakulaw tulad mo!” - Scarlet

"Tapos ka na sa gold digger in red. Tapos ka na rin sa merry widow in black. Ngayon, baka pwede ka ng dirty mistress in dirty brown.” - Scarlett

“Same to you anak, remember? Pareho na tayong nasasadlak ngayon. Damn you, damn me. Karma's a bitch, and so are we…” - Scarlett

funny pinoy signs…

Petal Attraction - - a flower shop near U.P. Diliman
Cooking ng ina mo- a carinderia
Cooking ng ina mo rin - right across from "Cooking ng ina mo"
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni - sign along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong
"Hump at your own risk " -Urdaneta Village, Makati (circa 1961)
Notice - NO StambayVendors -
Carry firearms inside the club -Cavite
FOR SALE -
-U.S. GALLONS big…P6.00 small..P5.00- Makati
SLOW MEN AT WORK - - PLDT sign(so much for zero backlog)
"Welcome to the Philippines - - The Only Catholic Country in Asia!" and directly underneath that sign: BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS
We Make Modern & Antique Furniture - - sign in Pampanga
"Atty. Domino Carriedo" Notary Public Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo ( Also accepting laundry onSundays) - - a sign in Cebu
Please help our comfort room clean. - -self-service restaurant in Cebu
Jeepney and Bus signs "Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off." "Full string to stop driver." "God knows Hudas not pay." "For reckless driving, call ###-#####" "Don't close to me, close to God."
A Sign we found in a convent in Baguio "2nd Floor Upstairs."
"Danger Wall is Falling!" - - a sign on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.
at a bulalo restaurant in tagaytay MORE CHAIR UPTAIRS
at a gas station toilet in sucat PLEASE DON'T USE OUR URINATING TOILET
at a delivery van PRESS- DO DELAY
in a furniture shop in kamuning WE ACCEPT MADE TO ORDER ANTIQUES
at 3 sari-sari store in bulacan WALANG PAUTANG LALO NA KAY BONGBONG!
at a school in q.c. NO CLASSES ALL-LEVELS INCLUDING ELEMENTARY, HIGH-SCHOOL AND COLLEGE
backstage pass prank ALL ACCESS DENIED
Nakasulat sa pader: MARUNONG KA BANG KUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"
in a Baguio grocery: FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE
on a house beside an auto repair shop: NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE
signs at PHILCOA - NO CROSSING PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED
in Baguio Country Club - TEMPORARY CLOSE
in Cubao: NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY
on a parking lot: TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED
office clinic in Sta. Cruz: A. MORGE. MD.
along Luneta Boulevard: BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD
on Jeepney and Bus signs - BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF
on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue: WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS
on a delivery truck: NOT FOR HERE
on window of a restaurant in Baguio: WANTED: BOY WAITRESS
on a street in San Juan: BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO
grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN.
At a men's comfort room, above a urinal - HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN
On a truck - KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO
at a construction site in Mandaluyong - ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG
somewhere along San Andres: NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS
at an eatery in Cebu: WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!