funny pinoy signs…

Petal Attraction - - a flower shop near U.P. Diliman
Cooking ng ina mo- a carinderia
Cooking ng ina mo rin - right across from "Cooking ng ina mo"
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni - sign along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong
"Hump at your own risk " -Urdaneta Village, Makati (circa 1961)
Notice - NO StambayVendors -
Carry firearms inside the club -Cavite
FOR SALE -
-U.S. GALLONS big…P6.00 small..P5.00- Makati
SLOW MEN AT WORK - - PLDT sign(so much for zero backlog)
"Welcome to the Philippines - - The Only Catholic Country in Asia!" and directly underneath that sign: BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS
We Make Modern & Antique Furniture - - sign in Pampanga
"Atty. Domino Carriedo" Notary Public Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo ( Also accepting laundry onSundays) - - a sign in Cebu
Please help our comfort room clean. - -self-service restaurant in Cebu
Jeepney and Bus signs "Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off." "Full string to stop driver." "God knows Hudas not pay." "For reckless driving, call ###-#####" "Don't close to me, close to God."
A Sign we found in a convent in Baguio "2nd Floor Upstairs."
"Danger Wall is Falling!" - - a sign on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.
at a bulalo restaurant in tagaytay MORE CHAIR UPTAIRS
at a gas station toilet in sucat PLEASE DON'T USE OUR URINATING TOILET
at a delivery van PRESS- DO DELAY
in a furniture shop in kamuning WE ACCEPT MADE TO ORDER ANTIQUES
at 3 sari-sari store in bulacan WALANG PAUTANG LALO NA KAY BONGBONG!
at a school in q.c. NO CLASSES ALL-LEVELS INCLUDING ELEMENTARY, HIGH-SCHOOL AND COLLEGE
backstage pass prank ALL ACCESS DENIED
Nakasulat sa pader: MARUNONG KA BANG KUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"
in a Baguio grocery: FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE
on a house beside an auto repair shop: NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE
signs at PHILCOA - NO CROSSING PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED
in Baguio Country Club - TEMPORARY CLOSE
in Cubao: NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY
on a parking lot: TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED
office clinic in Sta. Cruz: A. MORGE. MD.
along Luneta Boulevard: BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD
on Jeepney and Bus signs - BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF
on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue: WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS
on a delivery truck: NOT FOR HERE
on window of a restaurant in Baguio: WANTED: BOY WAITRESS
on a street in San Juan: BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO
grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN.
At a men's comfort room, above a urinal - HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN
On a truck - KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO
at a construction site in Mandaluyong - ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG
somewhere along San Andres: NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS
at an eatery in Cebu: WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!