You Are 59% Bitchy

Generally, you're an average woman, with average moods. But sometimes... well, watch out! Sometimes, you let your mean side get the better of you. And you enjoy every minute of it.

How Bitchy Are You?

ABS-CBN Upcoming Shows for 2009

+ Tayong Dalawa - JAN. 2009
+ Humingi Ako Sa Langit - JAN. 2009
+ Utoy (Philippines TV series) - FEB. 2009
+ Buhay Ng Buhay Ko - FEB. 2009
+ Ikaw Lamang - FEB. 2009
+ The Wedding - JUNE 2009
+ The Susan Roces Cinema Collection: Florinda - APRIL 2009
+ Komiks Presents: Mars Ravelo's Flash Bomba - FEB. 2009
+ Komiks Presents: Mars Ravelo's Sanlakas - APRIL 2009
+ Takipsilim (Twilight Philippine TV series) - JULY 2009
+ Lovers in Paris (Philippine TV series) - MARCH 2009
+ Maria Mercedes (Philippine TV series) - JULY 2009
+ Rubi (Philippine TV series) - SEPT. 2009
+ Pare Koy - JAN. 2009
+ Pinoy Bingo Night - JUNE 2009
+ Maruja - JULY 2009
+ Moon River - SEPT. 2009
+ Nagai-Aida - SEPT. 2009
+ Bandidas - OCT. 2009
+ Super Inggo Book 2 - AUG. 2009
+ Meteor Garden (Philippine TV series) - OCT. 2009
+ Altagracia (Philippine TV series) - SEPT. 2009
+ Nardong Putik - JUNE 2009
+ Kasal, Kasali, Kasalo (TV sitcom) - JUNE 2009
+ Pinoy Big Brother Season 3 - FEB. 2009
+ Pinoy Dream Academy Season 3 - JUNE 2009
+ Pinoy Big Brother Celebrity Edition 3 - OCT.. 2009
+ The Amazing Race Philippines - OCT. 2009
+ Wheel of Fortune - OCT. 2009
+ Pinoy Identity - SEPT. 2009
+ Pinoy Got Talents - AUG. 2009
+ PBB Teen Edition Season 3 - JAN. 2010

Top 20 signs of a Pinoy flick

So how would you know that you are watching a Pinoy movie?

Here are the “Top 20 Signs” according to a reader who didn’t identify him/herself (thanks to you!):

1. Sasayaw ang loveteam sa likod ng puno ng buko kapag nasa beach ang eksena. Alternate na lalabas ang ulo nila from behind the puno.

2. Ang kontrabidang babae yayakap sa bidang lalaki, sabay taas ng kilay at ngingisi.

3. Ang pansit, nagdadala ng malas. Uuwi ang bida na may dalang pansit para sa kanyang nanay na si Anita Linda. Tatawagin ng bida ang mga bata para kumain at kukumustahin niya ang pag-aaral ng mga bata habang kumakain sila. Biglang may titigil na sasakyan sa harap ng bahay at pauulanan ng bala ang pamilya. Mamamatay si Anita Linda at sisigaw ang bida ng “Inaaayyyy!!!” at mangangakong ipaghihigante ito. Moral of the eksena: Ang pansit ay nakakamatay.

4. Kapag may magkaribal na babae, ‘yung mabait derecho ang buhok at may bangs. ‘Yung salbahe, laging kulot.

5. Sa Pinoy action movies, ang bida hindi nauubusan ng bala.

6. Sa Pinoy action movies, kapag tumakbo ang bida, sa lupa lahat ang tama ng bala ng kalaban.

7. Kapag may mob na pupunta sa bahay kubo ng manananggal, si Vangie Labalan ang laging
lider.

8. Alam mong moment of truth na kapag sinabi ng bida ang title ng pelikula (sample: Isang Bala Ka Lang or Kapag Puno na Ang Salop).

9. Ang tawag ng kontrabida sa kanyang mga goons, “Mga bata.”

10. ‘Yung nakababatang kapatid ng bida habang naglalaro, mabibitiwan ang bola at mapupunta sa gitna ng kalsada. Pagkatapos, may darating na sasakyan at itutulak ng bida ang bata at ‘yung bida ang papagitna ng kalsada. Naka-cross ang arms ng bida who is covering his face. Sisigaw ang bata ng, “Kuyaaa!” Next scene: Nasa ospital sila. Simula na ng drama.

11. Kapag bakbakan, hindi nasasaktan ang bida pero umaaray siya kapag ginagamot na siya ng leading lady. Next scene: Nagla-love-making na sila.

12. Kapag sinabi ng kontabida sa bida ang masama niyang plano, sasabibin ng bida, “Hayop ka!”

13. Ang bidang babae, kapag katulong ang role siguradong iri-reveal ng amo na anak siya nito.

14. Ang nanay ng mayaman ay laging may pamaypay na pang-mayaman at ang nanay ng mahirap ay laging naka-duster.

15. Ang hideout ng kontrabida ay parating mansyon na may chicks na naka-hilira sa paligid ng pool.

16. Ang mga bida sa drama, kapag nakatanggap ng masamang balita laging may pinto sa likod nila para puede sila sumandal habang nag-i-slide dahan-dahan pababa, todo iyak at kung minsan with matching uhog.

17. Kapag hindi nahuli ng mga goons ang bida, sasabihin ng boss sa kanila, “Mga inutil!”

18. Laging nakakapulot ng baril na may bala ang bida kapag kinakailangan niya.

19. Laging mas maganda ang yaya ng bida kaysa sa kontrabidang anak ng amo niya.

20. Kapag ang ending ng movie ay song-and-dance number sa beach o sa resort, ang huling frame shows the cast na tumatalon, sabay freeze.

Tumatanda na nga ba tayo, Friend??!!

Tumatanda na nga ba tayo, Friend??!!

Nasa Friday Magic Madness na yung mga paborito mong kanta.
Nakaka-relate ka na sa Classic MTV.
Lesbiana na yung kinaaaliwan mong child star dati. (si Aiza Seguerra yun)
Nanay na lagi ang role ng crush na crush mong matinee idol noon ..

Dati, pag may panot, sisigaw ka agad ng "PENDONG!".
Ngayon, pag may sumisigaw nun, ikaw na yung napapraning. (di ba uso na ngayon "Skinhead")

Parang botika na ang cabinet mo. (pati bag mo, botika na din)
May multivitamins, vitamin E, vitamin C, royal jelly, tsaka ginko biloba.

Dati, laging may inuman.
Sa inuman, may lechon, sisig, kaldereta, inihaw na liempo, pusit, at kung anu-ano pa.
Ngayon, nagkukumpulan na lang kayo ng mga kasama mo sa Starbucks at oorder ng tea. (flavored tea naman)

Wala na ang mga kaibigan mo noon.
Ang dating masasayang tawanan ng barkada sa canteen,
napalitan na ng walang katapusang pagrereklamo
tungkol sa kumpanya ninyo.
Wala na ang best friend mo na lagi mong pinupuntahan
kapag may problema ka.
Ang lagi mo na lang kausap ngayon e ang kaopisina mong hindi ka sigurado kung binebenta ka
sa iba pag nakatalikod ka.
Ang hirap nang magtiwala!

Mahirap nang makahanap ng totoong kaibigan.
Hindi mo kayang pagkatiwalaan ang kasama mo araw-araw sa opisina.
Kung sabagay, nagkakilala lang kayo dahil gusto ninyong kumita ng pera at umakyat sa tinatawag nilang "corporate ladder".
Anumang pagkakaibigang umusbong galing sa pera at ambisyon ay hindi talaga totoong pagkakaibigan.
Pera din at ambisyon ang sisira sa inyong dalawa.

Pera. Pera na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay mo.

Alipin ka na ng Meralco, PLDT, SkyCable, Globe, Smart, at Sun.
Alipin ka ng Midnight Madness.
Alipin ka ng tollgate sa expressway.
Alipin ka ng credit card mo.
Alipin ka ng ATM.
Alipin ka ng BIR.

Dati-rati masaya ka na sa isang platong instant pancit canton.
Ngayon, dapat may kasamang italian chicken ang fettucine alfredo mo.
Masaya ka na noon pag nakakapag-ober- da-bakod kayo para makapag--swimming.
Ngayon, ayaw mong lumangoy kung hindi Boracay o Puerto Galera ang lugar.

Dati, sulit na sulit na sa yo ang gin pomelo.
Ngayon, pagkatapos ng ilang bote ng red wine, maghahanap ka ng San Mig Light o Vodka Cruiser.

Wala ka nang magawa.

Sumasabay ang lifestyle mo sa income mo.
Nagtataka ka kung bakit hindi ka pa rin nakakaipon kahit tumataas ang sweldo mo.
Yung mga bagay na gusto mong bilhin dati na sinasabi mong hindi mo kailangan,
abot-kamay mo na. Pero kahit nasa iyo na ang mga gusto mong bilhin, hindi ka pa rin makuntento.

Saan ka ba papunta?
Friend, gumising ka.
Hindi ka nabuhay sa mundong ito para maging isa langsa mga baterya ng mga machines sa Matrix.
Hanapin mo ang dahilan kung bakit nilagay ka rito.
Kung ang buhay mo ngayon ay uulit-ulit lang hanggang maging singkwenta anyos ka na, magsisisi ka. (50 plus na nga!)
Lumingon ka kung paano ka nagsimula, isipin ang mga tao at mga bagay na nagpasaya sa yo.

Balikan mo sila.

Ikaw ang nagbago, hindi ang mundo.

SA TOTOO LANG....

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don 't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

goodbye ERM, hello S&D

Effective march 1, 2009 i will be no longer a part of Finance and Administration Group, Enterprise Risk Management Service Division, i will now be under Sales and Distribution Group. Our division head decided to resign from her position to focus more on her family especially her kids, because lately her 2 daughters were always sick, and she said that she is feeling guilty because everytime her kids would be sick she is not their for them. She said that she would like to take care of her kids for a while until they are well and healthy.

There is no specific unit as to where i am going to be place, but it is confirmed, i will be part of S&D group under Sir Bernie Llamzon. The other group here in our division will be also transferred to other departments, like the UFRM team, they will be under CIPM, Insurance team will be with Treasury and LAS, while BRAD will be with OSM and EBA.

Mixed emotions ako right now, I'm feeling sad, scared/nervous, confuse and excited...

sad because we all will part ways with each other, it's been almost 2 1/2 years that we are together, we are like family here at ERM, we have our ups and downs, there are also tampuhan and heated discussions but all those are at a professional level and we don't take it personally, at the end of the day, friends pa rin kami,....

scared because the group that i will be going to is very different from ERM, i don't know if i could live up to their expectation. i don't know what will happen, what to expect from S&D. I'm not sure if this is a good move or a bad move!?

confuse co'z for a couple of months I've been thinking of transferring to another field of work, is this a sign?!

and I'm quite excited for the new work environment that i will be in? ano kaya ang mangyayari when i move to S&D....,

last night, when Ms.Jen and i spoke, she asked me if i wanted to be assigned at the Business Centers, there i have direct inter action with our subscriber's i get the chance to assist them in their queries and help them with their other concerns, but life in bc's is tough, you should always be up to date of the latest trend in the telecommunication industry, you should know what's in and not, the hottest phones, and new promos etc.....

oh my, I'll just have to wait and see, i believe that everything happens for a reason.

Christan's binyag

Last sunday jan 18, was the baptismal of baby christan, here are some of the photos...

a gift

Last december our family received a very special gift from santa claus hehehehe
he is baby Ruben Christan Futch :)

everybody in the house are very excited on his arrival, all wanted to hold him, play with him, and cuddle him. even the neighbors wanted to borrow him :)

having little christan around surely made our house a home :)

here are some of his photos!

1st christmas with kuya andrew, ate patty

tito louie and tita beth

with tita beth

welcome home baby christan :)

hello world!

im hungry! where is my milk?!

in your face picture heheheh

with ate erica

whhhattt?!

Highest paid artist in Philippine entertainement industry

HIGHEST PAID ARTISTS IN PHILIPPINE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY

1.Kris Aquino ( ABS-CBN ) 5.5 million Php
2. Dolphy ( ABS-CBN ) 5.3 million Php
3. Sharon Cuneta ( ABS-CBN ) 5.0 million Php
4. Judy Ann Santos ( ABS-CBN ) 4.8 million Php
5. Cludine Barreto ( ABS-CBN ) 4.5 million Php
6. Piolo Pascual and Aga Mulach ( ABS-CBN ) 4.3 million Php
7. Willie Revillame, John Lloyd Cruz, and Angel Locsin ( ABS-CBN ) 4.2 million Php
8. Gabby Concepcion, Toni Gonzaga, Bea Alonzo and Marielle Rodriguez ( ABS-CBN ) 4.0 million Php
9. Maricel Soriano, Sarah Geronimo and Gary Valenciano ( ABS-CBN) 3.7 million Php
10. Marianne Rivera, Dingdong Dantes, and Richard Gutierrez ( GMA ) 3.5 million Php

Note: This is just their monthly income from the network and it is exclusives from their movies, commercials, guesting, concerts and other engagement from other companies.

Source: Bureau of Internal Revenue
First Quarter 2008

News and Public Affairs Highest Paid Personality in Philippine Television ( Monthly )

1. Korina Sanchez ( ABS-CBN ) 3.0 million Php
2. Maria Ressa ( ABS-CBN ) 2.7 million Php
3. Karen Davila ( ABS-CBN ) 2.5 million Php
4. Luchie Cruz- Valdez ( ABS- CBN) 2.3 million Php
5. Julius Babao ( ABS - CBN) 2.0 million Php
6. Bernadette Sembrano and Ces Orena- Drilon ( ABS-CBN ) 1.8 million Php
7. Jessica Soho and Mike Enriquez( GMA ) and Ted Failon ( ABS-CBN ) 1.5 million Php
8. Henry Omaga Diaz and Cheche Lazaro ( ABS-CBN ) and Mel Tiangco ( GMA ) 1.3 million Php
9. Plinky Webb and Alex Santos (ABS- CBN ) 1.0 million Php
10.Marieton Pacheco and Nina Corpuz ( ABS- CBN ) 800, 000 Php